Biking on a highway in Virginia 

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

Biking on a highway in Virginia by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

downhill mountain biking 

these are generally awesome people who ride down a rooty, rocky and usually steep hill with a bike and armour. they are known to outsiders as 'fearless bastards' and usually get 'loose as a goose'

girls who participate in this sport are rare to find, but on the chance that you do find one you will soon learn that they are fucking fantastic and much more of a 'fearless bastard' compared to your everyday girl and guy. girls who ride bikes are amazing ;)

Downhiller 1: "shit dude, we ride downhill mountain biking, we're fucking awesome"
Downhiller 2: "fuck yeah, lets shred up some dirt!"
Downhiller Girl: "YEAH!"

downhill mountain biking by dhmtbsoph June 15, 2011

mountain biking 

making love to the earth through the use of a bike

mountain biking is what I do all day.

mountain biking by runderhill December 25, 2010

urban mountain biking 

very much like street BMX biking, but with a good quality, fullsize bicycle. urban mountain bikes have front-fork suspension and a hardtail, with a low-clearance top-tube and low seat. its an action sport with a small number of devoted practicioners who are recognizable by their deeply pocked, purple shins, tolerance, friendliness, maverick mentality, and sexy, athletic build.

-what is there to do in vancouver?
-go urban mountain biking!

urban mountain biking by akary January 30, 2006

mountain biking 

the best damn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.

i flippen love mountain biking!!!

mountain biking by Roman Perry January 25, 2007

Down Hill Mountain Biking 

The best sport Ever. Much better that other pussier types of MTBing. Chucking yourself off drops bigger than you can imagine.

Oh, did i mention, they get ALL the girls.

Whoah, look at that. Does he have a Down Hill Mountain Biking bike. He must be pretty gnarly.

Down Hill Mountain Biking by DH R!D3R! June 6, 2011

northshore mountain biking 

a discipline of mountain biking originated in vancouver's north shore. northshore riding takes place in the woods, on elevated, often extremely narrow wooden constructs such as "adirondack ladders" and "hamster wheels." a typical northshore bike has 6.5" travel front and rear, 26" wheels, and beartrap pedals.

the north shore of vancouver is northshore mountain biking's namesake

northshore mountain biking by akary January 30, 2006