Berfluckered 

Utterly confused and inebriated.

Maude was slap berfluckered after the Christmas party last year. We still haven't gotten the stains out of the ceiling.

Berfluckered by ffdduuuummmppp September 24, 2011

Befuckery 

Something so agitating or unorthodox it is considered unusual or strange.

That tripple play to close out the game was total befuckery.

Befuckery by Frush Prunce July 2, 2017

Beckered 

FUBAR, there's no hope for this unfortunate drinking victim. Once they've had to much to drink they can't even remember what happened 2 minutes before. Drunk beyond belief

Holy Cow!!! She is beckered!!!!

Beckered by the real frigin deal June 8, 2010

befucked 

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

befucked by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

Beckered 

When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.

Dude, I saw you got beckered for like an hour this morning.

Beckered by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011

befucked 

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

befucked by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007

befuckled 

like bewildered, with mindfkng.

Why are so many people befuckled by my way of thinking?

befuckled by galaxysprfx November 28, 2012