beer goggles 

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

beer goggles by PK811 August 6, 2006

Beer Goggles 

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.

Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.

Beer Goggles by stevemcccormick November 16, 2007

Beer Goggles 

Different name for Bar Eye.

Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!

Very common slang in Britain.

He was a real minger last night, She must have been wearing beer goggles!!!

Beer Goggles by PurpChar November 20, 2006

beer goggles 

An accessory men often wear when attending certain social functions, such as weddings, nightclubs, cruiseship discotechs and other vacation spots.

While beer goggles are great fun to wear at parties, men usually make the mistake of taking them off in the morning after waking up with the previous nights' score.

Does anyone really need an example?!?

beer goggles by I don't like crunk August 28, 2004

beer goggles 

A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.

Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.

beer goggles by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020

Beer Goggles 

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

Beer Goggles by Grits January 8, 2005

beer goggles 

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.

"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."

beer goggles by Polhamus February 19, 2006