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Beem'd is term used when you have successfully planned and exicuted a practical joke on someone and they become confused and upset and the person says beem'd and ends the joke.
omg Melissa did you see that O beem'd nate in the park by telling him big foot was in the park playing with neighbors cat.
Beem'd by anonymous February 1, 2021
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Muddy high beem 

When ur fuckin a girl doggy style & u insert both of ur index fingers in ur own ass then u rub ur shitty fingers on her nipples
I gave that bitch from last night a muddy high beem
Muddy high beem by Bb&ek July 9, 2010

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

Beemovie 

A unit of measurement of time. Is approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes. First used in 2007 for Simon J. Smith's master of a movie, which was exactly 1 beemovie long.
Bro 1: Hey dude, how long will this car ride be?
Bro 2: Approximately 2 and a half beemovies depending on traffic.
Bro 1: sweet.
Beemovie by SuperM789 March 9, 2019

Beemo Moment 

When you SIMP too hard for an e-girl and buy them the beemo skin for Teemo on League of Legends.
Dude: I heard Nick took the biggest L of 2020.
Dude 2: Yeah he had the bigget Beemo Moment.

Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.
Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.
Beemer Bitch by DSmf September 10, 2007