Bead 

Short for Anal bead it’s a rather unpleasant but useful insult to those you detest

Jack your such a bead!

What a bead!

Bead by Chesterberg123 July 23, 2019

Bead 

A buddy that you have a crush on.

Origin: word mash of Bea & Buddy.

Pronounced: Bay-d or Bay-duh or…

Buddy 1: “Do you remember your Bea from last year?”

Buddy 2: “Yea, so.”

Buddy 1: “Well you are my Bead now.”

Bead by Sleepy Creep July 2, 2022

bead 

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

bead by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

bead poop 

the tiny ceramic remnants that result from making the center hole in glass bead-making

Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.

bead poop by flyingdog April 25, 2008

Bead on 

Chronic sweating for no apparent reason - the beads roll down one's forhead like a waterfall. Discolouration of the armpit area on the shirt is a common occurence.

Ash: Mate, you got a bead on?
Henry: Mote, discolourage!!
Ash: Muh!
Henry: Mate, it's so bad, it feels like the Atlantic in here!

Bead on by Choirboy69 January 9, 2007

Bead Curtains 

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there

Bead Curtains by freestyler72 April 25, 2011

Bead Bearer 

a Bead bearer is a person, naturalist, Nu Metal or Surfer who wears wooden beads. 4inch beads are the most fashionable, but 8 inches count.
Bead bearers like the same music as nu metals

Nu Metal: Look, its bill, the bead bearer!
Surfer: DUUUDE

Bead Bearer by shurrup July 14, 2004