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If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

to be fuck8ed out on 

means to be cheated on by your man or woman
why do you think i'm gonna be fuck8ng out on you, i love you baby x x x
to be fuck8ed out on by lolly November 23, 2004

befucked 

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.
Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

Befucked 

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.
Well, this mission is befucked.
Befucked by Aevos June 22, 2016

befucked 

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.
"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
befucked by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

befucked 

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.
"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
befucked by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007