battle 

To have a group of men slap their penises together in an act of sexual arousal. The winner is often deemed as the person to ejaculate last. A battle is the general term. However, an entire hierarchy exists for different amounts of people that can establish an entire mathematical theory of combinatorial games.
Tai Chi is one man mastubating,swordfightis two men, Mexican standoff is three men, double date is four men,...,sausage house is ten men. This list can continue on forever

"Sorry I was late, I got in this wicked battle. I was a swordfight away from winning"

"Sorry about that, I'm not very good at battling. I'll clean up and go."

"That battle was epic!"

"This battle reminds me of when I was on the scene of Braveheart."

battle by fresh2 April 25, 2007

battle 

when two or more emcees are making the other ones look bad in the eyes of the audience using rymes which they make up at the moment of the battle. vulgar words are used, so is irony, and any kind of insult.

gangstarr: u wanna battle me?

battle by Risk4graffiti January 28, 2007

battle 

To smoke marajuana...

Syko: Lets hit a battle
Cyclops: Nah, I don't feel like smoking marajuana tonight

battle by Byron The Bomb September 17, 2006

battle 

short for battle buddy. a battle buddy is the reallest friend on the planet. They usually originate in some form of military unit, such as Rangers. They will be true friends for your entire life regardless of distance between battles, they will always be battles.

Hey battle, you doing alright?

Hey battle, watch my six

Lets get 'em battle

Roger that battle.

battle by rangerdrillgod May 23, 2011

battle 

two skilled rappers (professional or not) do verses until a person is clearly known as the winner. Ususally a crowd judging it.

-Stop the violence, let's have a battle instead.
-.... sure why not.

battle by Kevin May 13, 2005

battle 

Brit rhyming slang: Battle = short for 'battle cruiser', rhyhmes with boozer, meaning a pub.

"u rite me old china fancy a bevvy down the battle? After we'll have a ruby and get a sherbert home"

battle by Dave88 January 25, 2007

battle 

when that sheit goes down

yo word nig, wanna battle?
yeah, fo shizzle
aight lets go sucka
mc rap battle goes down
one of the contenders walks back in shame and goes home and cries in a corner

battle by Omer March 10, 2005