stealing the monkey's banana 

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

stealing the monkey's banana by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey 

Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Wow! That Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is a Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey!

Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey by Pathomaniac July 31, 2009

monkey's banana 

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

monkey's banana by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

banana money 

Money that you can't hold onto for long, slips right out your hands.

God treating y'all right with the money?
Yeah he's paying, banana money. - In Too Deep

banana money by Silly Will December 14, 2015

bannana monkey 

A bannana monkey is a person who is or acts like a lesbian

That girl with the overalls is such a bannana monkey

bannana monkey by russianphyco July 23, 2005

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021