awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

Relative Awkwardness

Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.

Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness

by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009

youtube awkwardness

when a friend shows you a clip on youtube which runs too long but you have to finish the entire clip because your friend was so excited to show you

A: "Dude, I just experienced youtube awkwardness. My girlfriend just showed me a 15 min clip on the making of the Bachelor."

B: "Sucks to be you"

by 2inchfromground September 29, 2010

Relationship Awkwardness

When your watching tv with your boyfriend/ girlfriend and something sexuall happens on a comercial, movie, or tv show.

Relationship Awkwardness happens when your sitting next to your wife and a Victorias Secret comercial comes on and you can't look away

by wikipedia guy October 25, 2010

awkwardness

The only thing more powerful than love.

That level 35 love doesn't stand a chance against my level 35 awkwardness!

by TigWig360 December 15, 2016

SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.

"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

by zoewondrpup March 11, 2011