Crackerbread average

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.

Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

by adelews October 2, 2007

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average."

by adelews September 22, 2007

average white girl

A creature that often posts pictures of Starbucks on Instagram and wears yoga pants, and ugg boots and ALWAYS has an iPhone i her hand

Average white girl

by Teller of truths November 11, 2013

Average Bro

synonym phrase for Average Joe - used for African American man

He is an average bro

by Abeshaboi May 18, 2004

bang average

Emphatically typical or undistinguished, but used in a context where this is inherently somewhat disappointing.

“I think it’s the worst Liverpool team I have seen in years. They look bang average." - Harry Redknapp
“The start has been bang average over the four league games so far if I’m honest” - Jonathan Woodgate

by dickoon March 3, 2016

average down

To make subsequent poor financial decisions in an effort to reduce the relative impact of an initial poor financial decision.

That hooker definitely wasn't worth the $200, so I'll average down with liquor and blackjack.

by Harvey Bennet April 20, 2010