Authoritic 

This word comes from the word "authority" and basically is a possessive adjective. (Sorry if that doesn't make sense.)

George was disobeying authoritic commands, and therefore was shunned by his community.

Authoritic by Meady50 January 21, 2020

Authoritate 

To provide authority to a matter or situation.

Cameron used examples from the United States constitutions to authoritate his position.

Authoritate by Defintions By Sparks February 27, 2018

authoritis 

when one gets arhritis from writing

lauren wrote so many short stories that her fingers began to stiffen; a telltale sign of authoritis.

authoritis by Mackenzie Schuler May 21, 2007

Authoritis 

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

Authoritis by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

Authoritize 

When one authoritizes they are using brute force to set that man straight. If he’s acting up, authoritize him. Being gay? Get fucking authorized bitch. But if he’s actually gay then it’s ok because this is a fucking free country so DO NOT fkn judge. Butttttt...... at the same time don’t be afraid to set a gay imposter straight.

Friend 1: Bob won’t stop sucking my dick and I know he’s not gay what should I do?

Friend 2: Bro I think you might have to authoritize that man

Authoritize by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

Authorities

A nickname for one's dick and balls.

Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!

Authorities by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017

authoriticious 

One who possesses authoritative qualities.

She is extremely authoriticious.

authoriticious by Kya87 April 9, 2009