ass waffle Share definition Flag The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit. " HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle" ass waffle by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the ass waffle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch