Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little
toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and
consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to
Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.
I have to
take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for
a couple of quick
ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.