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Chronic Ass Breath Syndrome 

Keifer You have the worse case of Chronic Ass Breath Syndrome (CABS) I've ever smelt

hot ass breath

When someone exhales in your face and their breath is HOT AS SHIT

yo breath smell like bounce dat ass 

a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.
Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."

Is that your breath or your ass 

1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.

2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.
a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)
Breath of Fresh Ass by Ian December 1, 2004

ass breather 

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.
Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.
ass breather by huihbsd May 14, 2016