as nutty as a fruitcake

completely insane, very eccentric

That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

as nutty as a fruitcake by Light Joker June 3, 2006

hot as nuts 

To be extremely hot, sexy.

"You mean your hot as nuts uncle Charlie?"

hot as nuts by Mbastn July 10, 2005

Nutritionality (also known as nutrition)

Nutritionality is a concept. Usually employed by tightwads, Ross shoppers, and poor college students, Nutritionality is also a way of life. The goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. For this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount of newts or nuts consumed is divided into the price, which is zero). It is so free and nutritious that there is no unit of newts or nuts that can define it. In the light of Nutritionality, it is essential to binge eat when such opportunities arise (Ex. Graduation Parties, Buffets, and others houses). Also see Nutrition

Example 1: Tyler hates tomatoes, but four slices came with his meal. Tyler will eat those four tomato slices because that is nutrition.

Example 2: "Wow I'm incredibly full from eating so much at this restaurant, but I still have food left on my plate and so does my friend. If I believe in Nutritionality I will not only force the rest of my food down, but also eat my friends if they are not nutritionists."

Nutritionality (also known as nutrition) by T-Bone Maly September 5, 2005

Cold as Nutsack 

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

Cold as Nutsack by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

Grizz as nuts 

A term meaning crazy or wild generally in a positive implication.

Friend #1 - I just found buried treasure worth over 40 million dollars!
Friend #2 - Woah dude, that’s grizz as nuts!

Grizz as nuts by 𒅒 March 7, 2023

Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

Lit as nuts by Royalb101 April 19, 2018

Valid as nuts 

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.

Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!

Valid as nuts by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025