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afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.
Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
afterbation by the lorilax April 14, 2014

asterbation 

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.
asterbation by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

Adderbation 

Obsessively adding MySpace friends for the sheer number of friends.
Hoping to exceed 11,000 MySpace friends in three weeks, Danny suffers from Adderbation. He adderbates continually, and develops carpal tunnel in his mouse finger from hitting the "Add Me" button.
Adderbation by Shay Scott December 9, 2008

Anselbation 

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything
"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"
Anselbation by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008

angerbating

master bating with so much anger you rupture the penis
anthony was angerbating all night and ended up in the E.R.
angerbating by N1iCk November 19, 2010

angerbaiting 

A synonym for trolling, baiting someone into getting angry.
That bitch said something so stupid I went angerbaiting on the internet all last night.
angerbaiting by brosefballin February 25, 2020