Red Aced 

When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls haven't dropped for driving his go cart on the hi way with no helmet on.

People played down their lives to make sure we wouldn't have to wear no helmet, no I'm bout red aced over it!

Red Aced by QueenCobra October 7, 2022

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?

The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020

Levi Ackerman 

A 30 year old man who's life sucks to the extent that he has to hang out with 17 year olds. Loves cleaning, has extreme OCD and adores poop jokes. Short, furious and dangerous, Levi needs expert help getting on a horse. Loves slicing flesh and has an annoying habit of saying "tch" which is way overused in fan fictions about him. Gets shipped with 17 year old that he once beat the crap out of.

Levi Ackerman is humanities shortest!

Levi Ackerman by Nine tailed princess September 16, 2016

Levi Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman is a character from the anime "Attack on Titan" He is a man in his early 30s who has an expressionless face and is the Captain/Corporal of the Survey Corps. He has short black military cut hair and has light grey/gray or steel grey or light blue eyes. (There's lots of different eye colours for him)

Levi Ackerman was so quick to kill that titan today!

Levi Ackerman by Levi_Eren_Rc April 9, 2018

who the fuck asked

When someone says something random so someone shouts WHO THE FUCK ASKED.

John:" hey I got a 100 like comment on YouTube". Billy: WHO THE FUCK ASKED".

who the fuck asked by GitGud391 October 6, 2020

Alked 

This name derives from the Ancient Greek “alkḗ (ἀλκή) Alkeidēs (Ἀλκείδης) Alkaíos (Ἀλκαῖος)”, meaning “glory of Hera”. Alkestis was a demigod and protector of men. He was a divine hero in Greek mythology, the son of Zeus and Alcmene, foster son of Amphitryon and great-grandson (and half-brother) of Perseus. He was the greatest of the Greek heroes, a paragon of masculinity, the ancestor of royal clans who claimed to be Heracleidae (Ἡρακλεῖδαι) and a champion of the Olympian order against chthonic monsters.

Hi Alked!

Alked by UrbanName2022 November 28, 2021