steal a monkey, save a hashbrown 

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown by Madelaine February 23, 2006

steal a soul 

"stealing a soul" refers to anal sex. soul stealing works on the sort of the same principle of QB sacks in football. if a man burpees another persons chocolate starfish he has then "stolen their soul", however, if multiple men invaded the same browneye over time that soul is then divided up between the soul thiefs.

for example, say i have dicked down 14 broads in the poop chute that had never be analized prior to me, i own 14 afterlives, but if Leroy the homeboy comes along and colon-izes 1 of them later on down the road i have then lost .5 and i am down to 13.5 souls... (the rule only applies to knowledge gained, if you are never truly informed you can still claim total ownage, "dont ask dont tell") if you buttbang a skank ass ho, chances are your not getting a whole soul, this is why it pays off better to chase ass virgins as it keeps your numbers high. however, once the rectal rooting is completed out it is advisable to never contact said hoe again as to do so risks possible soul division...avoid at all costs!

this is also the reason black people are refered to as being full of soul, as they love anal sex.

dude i banged out this fine ass biatch last night and when i saw the chance to steal a soul, i took it.

steal a soul by mojo5326 August 25, 2010

steal a mirror 

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.

Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.

steal a mirror by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007

Steal a Phone 

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.

"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."

Steal a Phone by Sooty_ January 2, 2021

national steal a hoodie 

Simply take a hoodie from someone who isn't paying attention.

-oh hey give me my hoodie back!!

-sorry it's May 7th national steal a hoodie day so I'm not going to
-I'm stealing yours next!!

-well you just told me so you can't I'll hide it.

national steal a hoodie by Gwen<3 March 7, 2022

kick the cow and steal a penny 

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

kick the cow and steal a penny by t bear September 28, 2005

National steal a cat day

This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges

Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!

National steal a cat day by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020