Smoke a joint 

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

Smoke a joint by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

a dollar a joint 

Also known as adaj. A marijuana legalization project created by proffesional stoner bakednick. Its a promising idea that involves everyone donating $1 or more to a selected charity (not yet announced). On the dollar everyone will write adaj.us so people will know what website to visit and also so the charities will know who it is donating and what we stand for. It sounds doubting but will raise much publicity that can't be ignored. For more information or to get involved please visit adaj.us.

Stoner 1: hey man I really want weed to be legalized man

Stoner 2: man haven't you heard of like a dollar a joint man? Just visit adaj.us and get involved man

Stoner 1: Will do, after this! *bong hit*

a dollar a joint by msrager March 15, 2011

superman a joint

When you smoke a whole j in one breath.

Superman a joint and it'll really fucked you up.

superman a joint by Paulis DEad September 9, 2006

dome a joint 

to smoke a fat ass joint to the face, or by yourself.

Yo, thanks for sparkin me up. I think ima go to da crib and dome a joint now.

dome a joint by Lazzatti February 19, 2008

sign a joint income tax 

Slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to go sign a joint income tax

sign a joint income tax by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

Doink a joint

Smoking a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint

Doink a joint by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023

To crack a joint 

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".

Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?

To crack a joint by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022