drop kick a child day 

on may 15th, people come out of their homes just to drop kick children

honey, lets make out while drop kicking our child on drop kick a child day.

drop kick a child day by davidmangirl1234 May 9, 2022

Shoot a child 

Its not literally a child just a very early stage of a person in form of a male person's arousal product.

Lil nas x : "shoot a child in your mouth while i'm ridin'"

Shoot a child by Hoxyto April 12, 2021

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

Punting a child out of a window by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

Have a child day 

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

Have a child day by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021

Giving birth to a child 

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe

Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt

Giving birth to a child by KoneThorix August 4, 2019

connor is a child 

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

connor is a child by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

National kill a child 

On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕

“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!

National kill a child by ❤️ frogs🦻🏾 October 22, 2020