a can of whoopass 

usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...

your about to be served a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass by haha No June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass 

a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

a can of whoopass by Miralem B June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass 

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

a can of whoopass by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass 

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

a can of whoopass by samdog June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass 

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

a can of whoopass by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 2, 2010

a can’t move

a can’t move

A can’t move is when you smoke weed cannabis kali haze and get high to the point where you say “mate....a can’t move”.

You are a proper a can’t move person right now aren’t you.

“Can you pass the remote”
“No a can’t move ”
“Please”
“No a can’t be arsed”

a can’t move by Stayout February 21, 2019

A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO

I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside

A can of bean soup by Noodle allie February 7, 2021