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pullling a baker 

1.) Wearing a ron jon shirt and sharktooth necklace paired with a crazy eye and timberlands.

2.) Relentlessly sucking the cock of anyone and everyone in charge of you.

3.) Not giving a fuck about anyone besides yourself
1.) "I was at the bar last night and I saw this asshole pulling a baker . He couldn't get laid to save his life"

2.) "I stopped by the office yesterday and I saw this guy totally pulling a baker with the boss.

3.) "Dude totally fucked all of us over, he really pulled a baker."

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Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

Pulled a Baker 

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker
I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!
Pulled a Baker by baraon March 5, 2011

do a baker 

To eat lunch early.

Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".

"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
do a baker by Horse Cock December 16, 2004

pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub
person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker
person 2: “what’s that?”
pull a baker by hey im here September 24, 2022

pull a hannah baker 

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub
Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

Pull a Hannah Baker 

When a person does really stupid decisions as an example: hanging out with people they don’t like or that constantly bully them which then leads to the person killing themselves.
Girl : ok so this guy has been bulling and making fun of me for while but there’s a Halloween party at his house which will have guys from our school that I absolutely hate but have crush on so I decided to go there.

SSSniperWolf : this guy is straight up bulling you, roasting you along with his friends and you’re gonna show up to his house??? Bro, she just straight up decided to pull a Hannah Baker !