a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg 

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg by anonymous April 9, 2023

caught a baby bird 

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.

1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

caught a baby bird by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

Slept like a baby 

A phrase that means you passed out, slept well and undisturbed till you woke up, the exact opposite to how babies sleep.

Q) Morning, how did you sleep?
A) I slept like a baby

Slept like a baby by Galawh February 23, 2019

Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Pass A Baby 

A verb referring to when you have had too much food at an all you can eat restaurant, and are so full that you look a few months pregnant, needing to take a huge crap therefore relieving of that crap "baby".

S: OMG guys, my stomach hurts so bad from all you can eat sushi.

N: So go and pass a baby, and then come back and have some more!

Pass A Baby by SOCRAZY78 October 3, 2009

Hitting the clubs like a baby seal 

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

Hitting the clubs like a baby seal by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

four and a baby 

4 & 1/2 oz. of cocaine :

Two grand flat get cha four and a baby.

four and a baby by PokeSmot63 October 10, 2007