You Lie!

The shortest form of speaking 'truth to power' that exists. Useful for when long-winded replies are not possible and because 'dissent is the highest form of patriotism'.

Obama: Lie, lie, lie...

Joe Wilson: You lie!

You Lie! by Gaspipe September 10, 2009

You Lie? 

You lie? Is a short way to say "Are you lying?" or "Are you serious" Basically those. It is used when someone says something absolutely ridiculous and you think they are lying like the example below.

Bre--I'm related to Beyonce!
Jess--NO way!!
Bre--Yup! She's my half aunt!
Jess--You Lie?
Bre--Nope! It's the truth!

You Lie? by Miss Crayzee May 22, 2009

You lie like a cheap thai watch 

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

You lie like a cheap thai watch by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

you lie like a dog 

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.

You lie like a dog!

you lie like a dog by bigLuke26$ October 15, 2019

Love the Way You Lie

A song by Eminem and Rihanna and easily the best music video of the year, by far. It is on Eminem's new album recovery. The video features Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in an abusive relationship. They are constantly in this battle between loving the person you hate and hating the person you love. The video was done to show how women stay in abusive relationships beause of the perverse attraction to it.

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Guy: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Girl: I know that I should leave you, but I can't because I love the way you lie.
Guy: Damn right, you know I love you baby
Girl: I love you too

Love the Way You Lie by Princess03 August 10, 2010

Why you lie, it's July. 

FTC when June ends it hits hard

Krako: Why you lie, It's July.
Kattah: CUZ IT AIN'T JUNE!

Why you lie, it's July. by Krakoxp July 30, 2020

you a lie 

Variation of, "you are a liar" or "quit clowning". Indeginous to the American South, specfically Mississippi.

As Jimbo ends his "Yo Mama" joke ( directed towards Leroy), Leroy counters with, "You a lie."

you a lie by millhouse May 7, 2004