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yamaka theory 

the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.

1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area

theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
yamaka theory by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

yamaka party 

weekend party in which you wear a yamaka because school is off for a jewish holiday.
"Lets have a yamaka party because school's off for yom kippur"
yamaka party by klm21 September 24, 2009

yamaka stain 

Incidence of flattened hair after the removal of a yamaka.

Typically used for male observant Jews.
Person 1: "Do you know where he's from?"
Person 2: "Well it looks like he just came from Israel."
Person 1: "How do you know that?"
Person 2: "He still has a yamaka stain."
yamaka stain by Jolie8911 January 24, 2016

Yamaka Piona 

Yamaka Piona can mean two things.

1. Shut up little bitch hoe
and
2. I just jizzed.
Beth: Fuck you randy.
Randy: Yamaka Piona
Beth: *shocked pikachu face*
Yamaka Piona by OwOwhatsthat November 22, 2019

Yamaka ponytail 

When a person you’re banging has a noticeable hairy mole.
My girlfriend has a yamaka ponytail on her ass!
Yamaka ponytail by Jayballs702 February 25, 2024

Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke) 

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!