lick one's wounds 

to attempt to heal one's injuries or make oneself feel better

ff you just lick your wounds when that asshole is still out there than you wont have chance to warn the anyone to avoid him. (example of lick one's wounds)

lick one's wounds by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars 

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.

Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars

Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars by King panter April 21, 2022

party wounds

Injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. Positive descriptions of one's party wounds e.g. "Check out this bruise!" serve as badges of honour. The more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying.



see also bangover

"How was the party at Hugo's?"
"Face melting! I suffered some harsh party wounds"

party wounds by Oh Hello Ghost January 15, 2009

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

putting bandaids on bullet wounds by blckexec January 24, 2015

strip the flesh, salt the wounds 

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.

Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"

strip the flesh, salt the wounds by SlamShady February 11, 2015

open old wounds 

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

open old wounds by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004