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woolie hole 

a place of nightmares,stolen pies,short haired girls,and broken hulk dolls.in it resides the foulest of creatures like kenny, david cage,and etc.always beware the evil that is the woolie hole
Random priest:"THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEDUCED BY THE CREATURES AND TEMPTATIONS OF THE WOOLIE HOLE,LEST YE HAVE THANE SOUL SUCKED FROM ONE BODY AND SERVE THE WOOLIE HOLE."
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Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
woozle by Extremityman November 1, 2023

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.
I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006
A talented producer who’s enemy is Gustavo Rocque. They became enemies after Gustavo Rocque stole the most famous boy group, Big Time Rush. Woozi was supposed to produce for BTR, later making a boy group by the name of Seventeen to get back at BTR and Gustavo Rocque. Woozi gets his inspiration from the Pillsbury Doughboy and HipHop Harry. He was once in a dating rumor with Kwon Soonyoung, a half human half tiger hybrid. Woozi denied it as he only has eyes from one person, Lee Jihoon.
- Woozi tried to eat Seungkwan
Woozi by hoshitigerrawrXD June 4, 2020

wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007