Woodcocking 

1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)

Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!

Woodcocking by Minnie the Muncher November 16, 2013

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

Wood working by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Woodworthing 

To make an Egregious, repetitive pest of yourself especially by disrupting events that are important to others, in an endless quest for attention and approbation

Dude, I have 56 missed calls between 2:30 and 3 AM. He's woodworthing the hell out of my phone

Woodworthing by DBLambert January 8, 2023

Carl-Woodwarding 

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

Carl-Woodwarding by Qc1 September 7, 2013