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A horrible bitchy teacher who teaches you absolutely nothing and fails you.
Mr Devatsis failed me on my essay. What a whitton!
Whitton by stalinismyghee June 5, 2019

Whiteskin 

When someone’s skin tone is in between being to white person’s and a lightskin.
Jordan: Yo Jada is a fine ass lightskin
Pierre: Nah bro, she’s definitely whiteskin
Whiteskin by certifiedpluto February 16, 2023

whitepony 

A Great Cd Produced By The Deftones..An outstanding band of the hard rock genre
i listen to Whitepony all last night
whitepony by samuek November 22, 2004

whitestripe 

The intentional postponing of an accomplishment to create hastiness, providing a desired effect. Made famous by The White Stripes' blistering 2-week recording sessions.
1-Did you write that story yet?

2-Nah, I think I'm gonna whitestripe it. I work better under pressure.
whitestripe by machineinindia April 4, 2007

whitezoned 

When no matter how hot you are, a girl won't sleep with you because you're white and she likes the BBC
Mate, Claudia will never sleep with you, you've been whitezoned!
whitezoned by eggthedlr March 29, 2015

The Whitest Kids U Know

The Whitest Kids U’Know (WKUK) is a sketch comedy pogram which aired its first season on Fuse in March of 2007, but then moved to IFC where it can be aired in all its uncensored goodness.

The show features comedians Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams and Sam Brown.

Watching WKUK has been known to produce an extremely euphoric high in many individuals, or extreme disgust or offence in others.

Either way, it’s easily the greatest thing to happen to television since it was invented.
Hey, where'd that Hitler Rap come from?

That's the Whitest Kids U Know, man.