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Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Stated 

When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.
I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.

They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.
Wayne Stated by ModulusPharmD October 6, 2011
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WayneCummins 

I wish i was as cool as WayneCummins
WayneCummins by cwcauto February 3, 2010

Lil Wayne Sucks 

It is what the old school rappers say, Lil Wayne Sucks, compare him to the oldschool greatest of all time, 2pac, old eminem, Biggie, Nas and all that, they actually say something that makes sense.
Lil Wayne DickRider:Hey, y'all heard the new Carter II album?
Old school lover: Shut up. Lil Wayne Sucks
Lil Wayne Sucks by OldSkoolRulez October 20, 2010
Why Are You No Fun (W.A.Y.N.F.)
Waynf is a term that applies to any person that is absolutely no fun. This person has little no friends and is constantly begging and pleading to fit in. In life you want to stay as far away from waynfs as you can
Hey Hood do you wanna put $5 on the Cowboys game tonight?
No man, that's too big of a risk for me
C'mon man why are you such a waynf
waynf by OatBaller January 10, 2022

Wayne Stated 

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.
When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"
Wayne Stated by imfurzini May 22, 2018

Damian Wayne

The fifth Robin of the the D.C. Badass side kicks the Robins. Introduced as a 10 year old and is now 13 years old. Knows how to kick ass some one I wouldn't piss off unless you feel like getting an ass kicking. Literally is in love with cats has a tough act but most likely sneezes like a kitten. He did die but came back to life. Trained by Nightwing (Dick Grayson) and Batman (his dad and also known as Bruce Wayne, also a badass)
Damian Wayne is literally a person that looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll.
Damian Wayne by Just_trash_ February 27, 2017