Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011

Waterlogged 

When you put a dildo in a girls asshole and it shoots water into the anus.

I left that girl totally waterlogged at the party last night

Waterlogged by Bob Dobalinaa April 11, 2011

waterlogged out 

unable to take place or cancelled due to rain; washed out; rained out. Also waterlogged-out.

Due to the heavy downpour, the football match got waterlogged out.

waterlogged out by uttam maharjan July 7, 2011

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

The most LEGENDARY, MYTHICAL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME BLOCK IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs by James Zentech June 21, 2022

Waterlogged 

The action of receiving sloppy oral sex

" I was getting waterlogged by this girl friday night and I straight nutted on her tits and walked out that door"

Waterlogged by dalteeeezytrain January 2, 2010

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. by come along pond November 26, 2011

Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

Waterlogged rubber by Metelme18 September 16, 2010