Tail Wagging 

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

Tail Wagging by Slyke The Phoxenix January 3, 2009

Wading through her swamp 

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

Wading through her swamp by Koban December 28, 2009

wagging 

Wagging is slang for cutting school etc

oh no ***** and **** are wagging again

wagging by umyeah December 28, 2005

Keep On Wagging 

The ultimate expression of joy, fulfillment and happiness. Most often expressed by dogs through rapid movement of their tails. Also applicable to humans who are dog lovers.

"I Keep On Wagging even though my favorite tennis ball rolled under the sofa."

"My job sucks, but the time I spend with my dog on the weekend helps me Keep On Wagging"

Keep On Wagging by Max The Golden Retriever February 9, 2010

Tail wagging the dog 

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

Tail wagging the dog by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016

cushion-wedging 

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

cushion-wedging by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

wagging her tail 

girl/woman masturbating.

Last night when i got home, LIsa was laying on the couch wagging her tail.

wagging her tail by fuckthathotass69 January 11, 2019