V-Chip 

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

V-Chip by bob March 9, 2003

V-chip 

Vicodin, powerful pain killer and fun drug of choice for millions of over-worked moms around the world.

random mom: "the fuckin kids are drivin me crazy today, It took me about 5 V-chips just to make the damn dinner."

V-chip by Gregory T September 9, 2008

V-Chip 

The Viagra pill, (medication)

Better take the V-Chip tonight

V-Chip by hendoo September 29, 2006

v chip

a soccer mom's ultimate weapon along with kidsbop cd's they get installed into the tv to block PG and up shows AKA anything good!

Kid:Woo Hoo i unlocked mom's v chip i can finally see family guy!

Mom: Micheal!

Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck

v chip by Fuck FCC April 5, 2010

Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

Human V-Chip by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011

Vchip 

someone who still has their virginity.
A virgin... synonym of Vcard

"yo i gotta get my hands on a chick with the Vchip dogs"

"Man she not gonna give you no play, i heard she still got the Vchip"

A: "She a virgin kid" B:"Word?! You telling me she still got that Vchip installed!? SMH"

Vchip by Dakid J BOY! May 11, 2010