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a beautiful lady whom people will find the need to hate..also the mother of a short hairy man who will take over the world by 2011
im so Jealous of that damn ursula and her son who is takin over the world
ursula by tellitLIKEitREALLYis September 21, 2007
In gay culture and "Ursula" is a heavy set masculine and rugged lesbian woman like the female equivalent to a bear.
Cub: "hey why is a woman at the bear meeting? she doesn't look like a chaser."

Papa bear: "oh thats an ursula. Like the lesbian equivalent of a bear."
Ursula by Feste the Jeste August 22, 2014
a vagina that is very old, tight and crusty. Due to old age and lots of "boom boom"
Johnny: Should me and Sarah do it mate, i feel ready
Laddy Boi: Nah G she has an ursula i heard
Johnny: *proceeds to gag*
A person named after the villain of the little mermaid.

Usually they are from Winnipeg. Typically they resemble the porn star Asia Carrera, aspire to be dental hygenist, exercise by playing wii tennis, are professional rice eater, sleep a lot, like to watch weird movies, go crazy when drunk and are mad Justin Bieber fans.
"Wow you were going crazy at the club! You went all Ursula and tried to fight the bouncer!"

"Can you stop inspecting my teeth like an Ursula"

"Sure the Justin Bieber song `Baby` is great, doesn't mean you need to play it all the time like an Ursula"

"Even though you are Ursula, cuz you are such a rice fiend, I still like you as a friend"
Ursula by btan87 February 5, 2010
The definition of Ursula is a Girl with a really big penis, with multiple chins, no neck and, likes to steal shit from little kids

Dude 1: Dude did you see that blimp fly by?

Dude 2: That was no Blimp that was an Ursula!

Dude 1: Holy fucking shit run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!
Ursula steals: My little sisters Dildo
Ursula by Snap Crackle and POP March 25, 2012
A fat lady who weighs over at least 200 pounds, and doesn't have a neck. They have multiple chins.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see that whale go by?
Riley: Dude. That's no whale... IT'S AN URSULA!!!
Steve: OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN.
Ursula by Kiss My Dupa July 14, 2011