narrow urethra 

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.

Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.

narrow urethra by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007

Urethral Discipline 

The ability for a male to control the stream of urine from the penis. It also includes the ability to control when and how much urine comes out. Having a high degree of urethral discipline ensures that one is able to accurately urinate in the bowl/urinal without making a mess.

I don't have the urethral discipline I had when I was a youth.

Urethral Discipline by Globetard November 1, 2021

urethra 

The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid also moves along this passage.

Catheters are inserted into the urethra.

urethra by PinkVelvetSausageWallet July 23, 2006

Urethra Forklin 

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

Urethra Forklin by k795 June 25, 2016

Urethraholic 

When one is sexually addicted to performing oral sex on males, females or both. Noted by constant cravings and aggitation when sexually deprived for extended periods.

If it's not one cock, it's another. Carla is a real urethraholic. She can't get enough.

Urethraholic by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

urethraholic 

An individual obsessed with pleasuring their own and other's peeholes.

That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.

urethraholic by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Urethra Conquest 

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

Urethra Conquest by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012