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That unicorn is better then that bicorn
Unicorn by Idgff July 28, 2019
A non-mythical flying rainbow rhino that poops the rainbow.
"Unicorns ARE REAL!"
Unicorn by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Dirty Unicorn 

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.
Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.
Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.

Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!
Unicorn by Ok hun September 12, 2019

unicorn airplane 

A plane that existed more on paper than in actuality. Produced in extremely small numbers or prototype levels.
The J-8II PP is an unicorn airplane because it was an American upgrade package to the J-8II but never delivered due to sanctions around Tiananmen Square.

robot unicorn attack 

the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"
status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
comment:

bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now