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underwear 

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.
1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.
underwear by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

underwear 

A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry
After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.
underwear by clevermofoonmyspce January 27, 2008

underwear 

I never wear underwear.
underwear by jesus w. bush January 4, 2005

underwear 

ITS OPTIONAL!!!
i am comando today, no underwear
underwear by jtnm December 8, 2021

Underwear 

The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.
Just put on my favorite pair of underwear and it disintegrated
Underwear by inspectah gadget April 17, 2010

Underwear 

the stuff that hangs out of ur pants if ur cool
guys sag their pants to show their underwear
Underwear by MR August 1, 2003