ubs

The shortened version of uber. Used when feeling extremely lazy, but still need to get the point across.

Hey, last night you banged Sally, I heard you came ubs fast. Poor Sally.

ubs by insectasaurus March 29, 2009

UBS

Acronym for: Ultra Bean Sauce

often found in super cafe's that serve exotic beans

"Oh Man! i spilt my UBS..."

"Do you want UBS on that?"

UBS by Collins92 August 18, 2008

UBS

UBS , " Usual bacchanalian crap . is a person that has grown tired of abusing sex and drugs.

This UBS lifestyle have made me grown leery of the nightlife.

UBS by Nhandhakie December 16, 2016

UBS

Universal BlowJob simulator already created in many forms with brand names

"omg mike did you here about the new UBS'

UBS by Amazingly_mazing May 4, 2017

Ubs

Unbreakable stooges ( close group of friends)

Look at them ubs's

Ubs by Tyerane November 14, 2019

UBS

Unexpected bullshit
Things Dairy Queen workers go thru every night

Working here you NEED to be prepared for some UBS

UBS by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023

UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) 

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."

UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005