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Twitchy Peter 

When a man sticks his finger up a woman's ass and has his other finger in her vagina. He moves them both very fast, thus making a "twitchy" feeling.
"Man, that girl was so naughty she asked me to give her a Twitchy Peter."

Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.
Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
Twitchy twat by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009

twitchy wink syndrome 

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.
haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!

twitchy bum 

A twitching sensation in your anus when you feel nervous or anxious about something, causing you to nearly shit your pants
Got a serious twitchy bum for finding out my exam results
twitchy bum by Rach1boob February 23, 2015

Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.
As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."
Twitchy twat by Saish January 20, 2016

Twitchy Pecker Fuck 

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!