Turkey sandwich 

Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.

My girl picked up our turkey sandwich and we spent the night with pink floyd.

Turkey sandwich by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Turkey Sandwich 

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

Turkey Sandwich by den 3 February 16, 2009

Turkey Sandwich 

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

Turkey Sandwich by Bizzlejuice November 3, 2008

Turkey Sandwich 

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

Turkey Sandwich by DF2022 October 11, 2007

turkey sandwich 

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

turkey sandwich by Rhynocio October 21, 2012

Turkey Sandwich 

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

Turkey Sandwich by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

turkey sandwich syndrome 

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

turkey sandwich syndrome by C-wak March 29, 2006