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townsville grammar school 

a school that i go to full of rich and smart kids. we diss other schools and teachers
oh people who go to townsville grammar school are trying to be smart

townsville grammar school 

the most amazing school in townsville , better than catheral and st pats and every other school in townsville
person: what school do you go to?
me: Townsville Grammar School

person: OMG!!! the most amazing school in townsville!!

calvary christian college townsville 

many homosexuals in a homophobic school 😍 most kids are stuck up barbies or bogans along with the alt kids and kids with zero style what so ever. the religion gets forced down everyone’s throats to the point of hatred towards every staff member.
calvary christian college townsville is fucking dumb ☺️☺️

Iggy park college Townsville 

Iggy park college is a all boys college in a city up in North Queensland called Townsville. Iggy park is the only boys school in Townsville. It is famous for there sports , academics and f*uckboys . Iggy park has the iggy discos which attracts most of the s*luts and h.oes . the boys at iggy Park are usually hot but also play with every girls heart and brain . They have there famous Iggy jacket and Iggy bucket hat . That every other boy and girl in Townsville want . Iggy is full of many gays boys even tho it’s a catholic school.
Her “ what school you go to “
Him “ Iggy park college Townsville “

Her “ oh the Fuckboy school

st patricks townsville 

a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.
"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"

Tonsilless hockey 

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.
Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.