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Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl. 

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job on a four wheeler. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl.

eiffel towered

when one bombards another with rambles or menial information through three separate online networking sites.
"I think I'v just been eiffel towered!" exclaimed Pat after receiving an instant message, facebook message, and e-mail from his online stalker.
eiffel towered by Mart James January 7, 2010

Twin towered 

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there
Twin towered by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019

Eiffel towered

someone giving head to too people at once.
did you hear fred and george Eiffel towered that girl last night!
Eiffel towered by Nicki Minaj lol February 20, 2021

Towerdactyl 

A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.

1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.

This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.

2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.

3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.

A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.
"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."

"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."
Towerdactyl by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010

toweled up 

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."