totem time 

Three people stack together in a totem-like stature in order to combine strength, fight off enemies that are too high above their normal height, or to reach places otherwise inaccessible.

Aw man that cat is stuck in a tree, quick guys, it's totem time!

totem time by Toad September 4, 2016

totem duece 

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"

"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."

"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."

"I got the top"




"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"

"Must of been a totem duece"

totem duece by Shower Fart October 23, 2008

Totem Poles 

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill

I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!

Totem Poles by ktodad January 4, 2008

totem pole 

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.

What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.

totem pole by dgag October 7, 2003

Totem Pole 

A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.

Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.

or

That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.

Totem Pole by snaker02 June 19, 2009

Totem Pole Challange 

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.

Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.

Totem Pole Challange by jg357 December 17, 2018

totem pole 

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

totem pole by rajietits April 24, 2010