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fuckin' tories 

A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"

*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"

*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"

*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
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The Tories 

A Conservative party full of stuck up arseholes who are 99% of the time white old people who can usually be seen around the isles of m&s. The sight of the BLM movement makes them want to jump off of a bridge.
“Why did you just spit on that homeless person?”

“Because I am part of The tories.”
The Tories by Your local Karen February 22, 2021
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A goat women that loves jokes from the game undertale. In the game she is basicly your mom, SO DONT KILL HER!!..and she might give you a butterscotch pie.
"Would you like some pie my child?"
/Real quot from game/Toriel
Toriel by Sugarcookie161 May 25, 2016
SHORT DEFINITION

An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.

FULL DEFINITION

Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
"Toriel is my goat mom."
Toriel by DeltaDefination January 31, 2017

Mitchie Torres 

The name of the quirky protagonist from the 2008 Disney channel original movie "Camp Rock," as well as the name of my deceased dog.
Person one: Mitchie Torres is a freaking legend.
Person two: I hope you're referring to the dog.

stephen tries 

A ginger virgin and a weary funny comedian and underrated. He does great sketches. He wears a lot of bucket hats. He’s friends with most British youtubers and has recently been in a lot of sidemen videos. Overall just a very funny lad
Did you know Stephen tries is a ginger and a virgin comedian and is actually funny!
A goat mom, the most accidently killed thing in the history of games!
OMFG I KILLED GOAT MAMA TORIEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Toriel by DJFleischman September 24, 2019