titanium earrings 

The most famous jewellery ever, often worn by moshers who aspire to work at nettos

Rhino: Nice earrings
Mosher: Thanks they're titanium earrings
Rhino: Thought so

titanium earrings by Triangle-ee January 13, 2009

TI-89 titanium 

An upgraded version of the TI-89 released by Texas Instruments in 2004. Features a new mini-USB port and 2.7 megabytes of flash ROM.

n00b: lol, check out my hip TI-89! I have 6 games on it! I am cool!
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, I have a titanium, I have 50 games.

TI-89 titanium by asdfadfasdf August 23, 2005

TitaniumNetwork 

A proxy that gets around filters and lets kids watch porn in class

I'm gonna get on titaniumnetwork later and watch youtube

TitaniumNetwork by ledelle June 6, 2018

titanium teabag 

The act of swinging your testicles around in a circular motion to create a merry go round action. At the point of extreme velocity, you swing/smack your testicles on someones face, or back of their head.

I have a bruise on my balls because I gave Shanana the titanium teabag.

titanium teabag by udatm909 July 15, 2011

TI-89 Titanium 

A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.

"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"

"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"

TI-89 Titanium by dAzzlr August 22, 2009

TI-89 titanium 

A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)

This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.

Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.

(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?

Dean: No, not at all.

TI-89 titanium by dpotto November 8, 2007

titanium balls 

something you will never have

titanium balls- your balls may be bigger than my balls, but my balls are titanium

titanium balls by Salem L. Drako February 16, 2010