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sore throat

Although this is actually a phrase it deserves to be recorded immortally in the dictionary of joy. This is a term to be used only when you are in great peril, say you are forced to do something with someone you are far less than fond of. Simply say:
'I've got a sore throat' and you can express you desperation/sadness/anger in an amusing way without conveying your feelings to the enemy. Genius isn't it?!? Share the phrase with all your close friends, just remember you with caution. Also problems and confusion can arise when a true sore throat occurs. Anyway, this phrase will come in useful when you are with people involved in ponchomania or wicca wicca blazin' squad members.
At school with you amigo when the enemy stroll over and starts to talk....
You say, 'I've got a bit of a sore throat at the moment'
Your friends will understand and muchelemayo will follow, the enemy is left very confused!!
sore throat by [Katie and Ellie] December 20, 2004

mexican sore throat 

what mexicans get when crossing US border.
border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

texas sore throat 

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.
Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

morning sore throat 

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve 

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

throatshredder 

a dirty, resin-coated, harsh one-hit marijuana pipe shaped like a cigarette. see one-hit wonder. used primarily by broke & dry stoners to cop a buzz off measly-ass scroungies or roaches.
goddam resinfiend's at it again, puffing a P2 nug in that filthy throatshredder.