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stupid ass mofo from southside wichmond who wants to be in the air force. Leach, puker, dropper, doesn't know how to articulate in public. weighs 10 pounds. Commit's homiecide every day
Damn, Thijs be committing homiecide again today? What a damn mofo, we oughta shut that nasty mofo up! Kneivster, u gon'get a baseball bat will ya, fo sho.
thijs by huntlazyhorses April 19, 2005
1. (n) A backstabbing person.

2. (n) Synonym for snake.
That dude is such a Thijs.
Thijs by spacepussy69 February 27, 2018
Thijs is the type of guy with a huge cock, he gets every girl and fucks them with his horsedick. And he likes underrage girls. But Simon has a bigger dick
Thijs by Simonbiggerdickthanthijs November 21, 2021
Hij loopt echt rond als een Thijs
Thijs by Proteine Pomper November 23, 2021
Thijs is a dude who still plays roblox while 30 years old.
He always has a headache.

Sends the most awful of discord memes to spam your groupchat.
Guy 1: Have you seen Thijs?

Guy 2: No.
Thijs by Da Vinke November 24, 2021
A small dutch person. He will never grow more in his life
OMG, he's so small, he's a Thijs
Thijs by wulfyy March 14, 2022