Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

Skim the yogurt by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

dropped the yogurt by polecatjoe June 7, 2017

Fly In The Yogurt 

Reference to male ejaculate from a person with a sexually transmitted disease or infection.

"Why use a condom?"
"You don't want to get covered with a fly in the yogurt."

Fly In The Yogurt by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Hit by the Yogurt Truck 

Euphemism for the appearance of a recipient of a massive facial cumload

Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck

Hit by the Yogurt Truck by murph73 April 25, 2010

Bit the Yogurt 

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.

Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".

Bit the Yogurt by Magrifiedmonkey November 7, 2024

Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

Polishing the yogurt rifle by undecillion March 25, 2026

pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010