Laura the slateryarder

The most generous person you will ever meet! Even if you you move to the UK from another country and meet hundreds of people, uou will still be amazed by the fact some people like Laura will actually go the extra mile for you ! Thanks to Laura I got to live my dream finally living on my own having an apartment with a balcony! 😂 9th floor with the view of the Mcr canal ( ok i got the chance to be hawkeye ?! ) I will be screaming 0161 Ain't nobody better than Laura ! For ever xxx

Not just anyone can be the slater like Laura the slateryarder

Laura the slateryarder by Filipeee December 22, 2022

the slate

The taint region of an animal, esp. pet dogs. Due to a dog's lack of buttocks, the region between the anus and genitals tends to lack any discernible features and instead exists only as a relatively plain and flat surface.

I awoke in my bed beside my dog, whose rear end was particularly close to my face. I was initially alarmed but was relieved to find that I was in closer proximity to the slate than the actual hole.

the slate by A. Patmos November 23, 2025

Clean the slate 

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.

Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.

Clean the slate by ImpDave September 23, 2016

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

slathering the fish by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

Slatering the upper deck 

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

Slatering the upper deck by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

The ol' slather and batter by DBXL November 6, 2020

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

Slather The Taco by Skwealbag September 27, 2018