The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Write down the brown 

on monday Mrs. balicki makes you write down the homework in the shitty agenda.

"Write down the brown write down the brown sit your ass down and write down the brown agenda out agenda open dont you be moping Mondays a fun day"
"THAT WAS EAR RAPE MRS BALICKI"

Write down the brown by karlSDT23 November 14, 2018

the one who writes in cursive 

He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.

"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"

the one who writes in cursive by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018

Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.

"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"

Whiter than the next guy by Iaaaaaan October 22, 2008

moving to California to write for the Food Network 

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

moving to California to write for the Food Network by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011

ghost writers in the sky 

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

ghost writers in the sky by QuacksO December 22, 2022